Spy Fiction Fan Gifts

"Ah, Mr Bond, so now the tables are turned"

'You've been spying on our employees for a year... What are your conclusions?'

Conspiracy Theorists Association.

"We're having a devil of a job trying to crack your doctor's prescription, sir!"

I understand you can find people, but can you lose them as well?

Moby the Private Dick: 'Ever get the feeling you're being watched.'

A bartender serves a martini to a runner with the number 007.

'Of course I wasn't followed!'

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'

Criminals reading book entitled:'Tinker,tailor,soldier,grass'.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A spy peering round the corner.

'Deploy the missive.'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

I don't trust that guy.

Cognito vs in-cognito

Intelligence- outelligence

Sean Connery

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Tock.'

Peeping Drone

Spy Golf

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

'You know the man we have stationed in Walla Walla? — I think he may be a double agent.'

'I told you, you don't get to see your personnel evaluation until we're finished with it.'

The aerial photo analyst wasn't sure how to categorize this anomaly.

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

"Latte for name withheld."

We don't suspect you of helping Russia blackmail the president. It's your college roommate, Rudy Park. He's the mole. Ithee. Thn hwcm imn hur? You and I go way back, Lemont. Of all the journalists I've monitored, you're by far my favorite. Mmble. Huh? I said "Untie me and let me go, you fascist, jack-booted thug!" Anyway, you've heard of "Deep Throat," right? Well ... first thing we need to do is come up with a good code name for me.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Chinese Spy

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

"He likes spies and big shots."

The Anti-Agent

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'