Spy Fiction Fanatic Gifts

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

"Don't be so gullible! - He's not EITHER' wearing a wire!"

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Pet Drone

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

A spy peering round the corner.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

The Spy Who Loved Me

RIP John Le Carre

Ian Fleming

Moby the Private Dick.

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Roger Moore

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'