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'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

"Don't be so gullible! - He's not EITHER' wearing a wire!"

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Pet Drone

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

A spy peering round the corner.

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

Ian Fleming

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

RIP John Le Carre

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Moby the Private Dick.

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'

The Sting Operation

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."