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CIA embarrassment in Russia.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'More government surveillance!'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

NSA

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Ian Fleming

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"