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What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

'No mom, that's not spyware.'

'The name's Bond...Euro Bond.'

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The EP-21 spy plane.

'What does it mean when steam comes out of a kettle?'

"I just heard someone hanging up on the other end....it's either mom or the NSA."

'I'm here, dear, watching a reality show.'

Elusive Shadow.

Everything is on tape!

'Yes, my wife likes to keep an eye on me from our balcony.'

'Gents' toilet and an 'Agents' toilet

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'I work in the office across the street.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

'To brainwash him wouldn't take much water...'

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'You know, maybe this electronic eavesdripping has gone too far...'

'He's an electronic surveillance specialist — don't let him bug you.'

'He's with the FBI. Make sure he has an undercover operation.'

'You have reached a classified Government number - Don't make any funny moves and nobody will get hurt.'

"Follow that cab!"

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"...And never take candy from strangers -- They might be spies!"

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Consumer watch dog.

Russian Spy Whale

"Don't look now boss, but it appears we've picked up a tail."

"Fredrix wasn't at his post, and Avery was busy on orders from Defense. If the supplies are on hand and Watkins gets free, your lunch should be there in seven minutes."

"Well. . . if you say so darling - I just don't remember seeing it there before. . ."

"My next client is a CIA operative who insists on absolute confidentiality for all is eye exams."

NSA

"Stay cool - we're picking up a lot of chatter."