Eye Spy Enthusiast Gifts

'They're the latest tri-focals. You can see close, far, and behind your back.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

Optician and the PI.

"I found your contact lens."

Opthalmology and placebo medicine.

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Licensed to grill.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Elusive Shadow.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

The EP-21 spy plane.