Spy Story Aficionado Gifts

Detective with a magnifying glass.

'You're 40+, your looks are gone and you're invisible to men. How would you like a career as a contract killer for the CIA?'

"You got BA in hacking and an MA in international sabotage? You're just what we're looking for."

"It's hard to get good help these days."

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Elusive Shadow.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Facelook

Clandestine cows.

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Pet Drone

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'