Spy Story Aficionado Mugs

Detective with a magnifying glass.

'You're 40+, your looks are gone and you're invisible to men. How would you like a career as a contract killer for the CIA?'

"You got BA in hacking and an MA in international sabotage? You're just what we're looking for."

"It's hard to get good help these days."

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

The EP-21 spy plane.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Elusive Shadow.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Clandestine cows.

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

Rattache

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

A spy peering round the corner.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"