Spy Fiction Aficionado Mugs

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

The Anti-Agent

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Pet Drone

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

A spy peering round the corner.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

Ian Fleming

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Moby the Private Dick.

RIP John Le Carre

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"