Spy Fiction Aficionado Prints

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

The Anti-Agent

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Facelook

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Pet Drone

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

A spy peering round the corner.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

RIP John Le Carre

The Spy Who Loved Me

Ian Fleming

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

Moby the Private Dick.

Roger Moore

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'