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CIA embarrassment in Russia.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'More government surveillance!'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Facelook

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Pet Drone

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

The National Conversation Starts Here

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

Ian Fleming

NSA

Spy vs. Spy

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

The Spy Who Loved Me