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"I give this to you as a token of my love and commitment, and mistrust."

My Neighbor, The Spy.

'More government surveillance!'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Facelook

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

A spy peering round the corner.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Spy vs. Spy

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

NSA

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

The National Conversation Starts Here

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.