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"I give this to you as a token of my love and commitment, and mistrust."

My Neighbor, The Spy.

'More government surveillance!'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Pet Drone

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

A spy peering round the corner.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

NSA

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

Ian Fleming