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"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Really? - The Agent Orange?'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

"We can't meet outside any more - My wife found out about Google Earth."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'More government surveillance!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Licensed to grill.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Elusive Shadow.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

A spy

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.