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'You've got the wrong number, sir -- I don't know any 'Agent 99.''

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

CIA, 'It's Ferguson, our 'Master of Disguise,' sir -- he's having an identity crisis.'

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

'OK, you've got good listening skills. There's no need to elaborate.'

Read Any Good Lips Lately?

"Just a sec...I need to stop in here for a declassification."

"Yeah, at this point I think we can conclude that you confused your allergy medication with your cyanide pill."

"Well, I could tell you exactly what I did in my last job. But then I'd have to eliminate you."

Frank was always thinking of new and creative ways to access a potential girlfriend's place.

The Anti-Agent

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.