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@spydude is now following you. You idiot.

CIA HQ. I'll be glad when the janitor gets his security clearance.

'You've got the wrong number, sir -- I don't know any 'Agent 99.''

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

CIA, 'It's Ferguson, our 'Master of Disguise,' sir -- he's having an identity crisis.'

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

'OK, you've got good listening skills. There's no need to elaborate.'

Read Any Good Lips Lately?

"Just a sec...I need to stop in here for a declassification."

"Yeah, at this point I think we can conclude that you confused your allergy medication with your cyanide pill."

"Well, I could tell you exactly what I did in my last job. But then I'd have to eliminate you."

"Aha Mr Bond. We meet again!"

Frank was always thinking of new and creative ways to access a potential girlfriend's place.

The Anti-Agent

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Licensed to grill.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I'm counter - intelligence'