Surveillance Enthusiasts Gifts

Making the Police State Work For Us

"Hello, NSA, were Johnny Jones and Greta Pogue naughty or nice?"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Spy Satellite

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Top Secret Files