"I just installed a home security monitor."
Surveillance Aficionado Gifts
Surveillance aficionados pride themselves on their watchfulness and keen eye for detail. Whether it's a hobby or a passion, this is the perfect collection of gifts that celebrates that obsession with a touch of humor. From clever mugs to witty t-shirts, each item is designed to bring a smile to your face and acknowledge your love for all things observant. These products are ideal for anyone who enjoys staying alert and having fun at the same time.
NSA Personnel. Are you a good listener?
How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of
"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."
'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'
A security guard is being filmed by a camera.
Dinner in 30 Mins
The Anti-Agent
Barks in code.
HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.
"I'll have the Investigator's Special."
'We can't go on meeting like this'.
"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."
Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.
"Ok, I found a secure line."
What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'
'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'
"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."
Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.
"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"
"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'
"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
JAMES BONDING
'I'm counter - intelligence'
"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."
Who are the most important people at the World Cup?
Elusive Shadow.
Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.
"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."
The EP-21 spy plane.
Surveillance Aficionado Gifts Collection
Surveillance Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for surveillance buffs. Find clever and humorous designs that keep your watchful spirit brewing with every sip.
Surveillance Aficionado Pillows
Decorate your home with pillows that showcase your keen eye. Our surveillance-themed pillows add humor and personality to any space.
Surveillance Aficionado Prints
Bring your walls to life with our surveillance prints. A smart and stylish way to show off your interest and love for all things observant.
Surveillance Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for surveillance enthusiasts. Witty, stylish, and comfortable — these shirts celebrate your love for keeping a close watch on everything.