'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.'
Surveillance Junkie Gifts
If you're shopping for someone obsessed with monitoring every detail, our collection of gifts for surveillance junkies offers witty and clever options. From quirky mugs to eye-catching prints, find the perfect way to show their passion for vigilance. Whether it's a gift for a fellow hobbyist or a reminder for yourself, these products bring a fun twist to their interest in constant observation. Discover items designed to be both amusing and thoughtful, celebrating their curiosity and investigative spirit.
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G
'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'
A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.
Elusive Shadow.
The EP-21 spy plane.
The Modern Godot
"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."
"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."
'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'
'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'
HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"
Uncle Sam is Big Brother.
Spy Satellite
Super-ego Surveillance
'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'
'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'
No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.
Sheepdog Security
"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."
"I just installed a home security monitor."
NSA
Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'
Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.
Spy vs. Spy
How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of
'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'
"I'll be back. And then maybe we can chat about ideas like existentialism."
CIA. Canine Intelligence Agency. I can't believe you blew your cover by chasing a car!
Gloria knows where you've been tonight, Lance. Apparently, that sandwich she made you for lunch contained salami, cheese, lettuce, tomato and a GPS tracker. !! !!
'I heard they lost another one.'
'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'
F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.
Licensed to drill.
Surveillance Junkie Gifts Collection
Surveillance Junkie Mugs
Explore our wide selection of surveillance-themed mugs—fun designs for those who love to keep a watchful eye on everything.
Surveillance Junkie Pillows
Browse our pillows with clever surveillance motifs—comfortable decor for the vigilant in your life.
Surveillance Junkie Prints
Discover striking prints that celebrate the love of observation—great for decorating any space with humor and personality.
Surveillance Junkie T-Shirts
Check out our collection of surveillance-inspired T-shirts—perfect for those who like to wear their curiosity on their sleeve.