Surveillance Junkie T-Shirts

Get them a T-shirt that boldly proclaims their passion for staying alert. Fun, clever, and comfortable—perfect for surveillance junkies who like to wear their interests.

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'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.'

'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.' mockup

'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.'

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.' mockup

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

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Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

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A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella. mockup

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

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The EP-21 spy plane.

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Elusive Shadow.

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"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in." mockup

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

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'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.' mockup

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

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"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year." mockup

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

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The Modern Godot

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'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.' mockup

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

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Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

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HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch" mockup

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

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Spy Satellite

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Super-ego Surveillance

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'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?' mockup

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

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Sheepdog Security

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'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!' mockup

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

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"I just installed a home security monitor."

"I just installed a home security monitor." mockup

"I just installed a home security monitor."

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Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!' mockup

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

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NSA

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'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.' mockup

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

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'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.' mockup

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

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F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin. mockup

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

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'I heard they lost another one.'

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'I met my wide when I spotted her on one of our surveillance cameras.'

'I met my wide when I spotted her on one of our surveillance cameras.' mockup

'I met my wide when I spotted her on one of our surveillance cameras.'

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Surveillance Junkie T-Shirts Collection

Surveillance Junkie Mugs

Explore our wide selection of surveillance-themed mugs—fun designs for those who love to keep a watchful eye on everything.

Surveillance Junkie Pillows

Browse our pillows with clever surveillance motifs—comfortable decor for the vigilant in your life.

Surveillance Junkie Prints

Discover striking prints that celebrate the love of observation—great for decorating any space with humor and personality.