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Buying Engagement Rings - 'For $30 a month, we'll embed a homing device to help you keep track of her.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Spy Satellite

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Austin Powers

Pet Drone

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

Super-ego Surveillance

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

Sheepdog Security

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Spy vs. Spy

NSA

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

The National Conversation Starts Here

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

CIA. Canine Intelligence Agency. I can't believe you blew your cover by chasing a car!

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'