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Big Mother is Watching You

'Intruder on the 8th floor? It's only a seven story building.'

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

'I met my wide when I spotted her on one of our surveillance cameras.'

"I can see everything that goes on in this paper mill. I call it 'Paper-View'."

Spy Satellite

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"Reviewing the tape after work relaxes me."

"Brothers. . . I believe we have a spy in our midst!!"

"I've decided...there's no way I can throw a party while I house-sit for my Tia Zulema. I just know she'll find out about it."

'Your surveillance videos always make me look fat.'

Super-ego Surveillance

Thug says to CCTV security camera: 'Are you lookin' at my bird?'

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

'It says here that you're very observant.'

A doctor shows the New World Order as an eye test.

"My employer is looking for someone to secretly record his conversations."

Big Brother controlling traffic

"I find myself smiling a lot more these days because I just assume I'm being videotaped everywhere I go."

Man seen stuck on a desert island on CCTV.

Sheepdog Security

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

'Where was the TSA?'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.