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Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'I'd just like to know how these crazy rumors get started.'

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'It seems we have a leak! Somebody is letting the left hand know what the right hand is doing.'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"Keep your voice down there's a tap on the phone"

"After you read the menu, eat it."

Business Intelligence Unit.

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'

Political Espionage

'Barack, could you bend forward a little?'

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid you can't see the menu. It's top secret.'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Intelligence: in...analyze...analyze...analyze...out...back in again'

"All the kids have noticed that Mom wears Russian Army boots."

"Snow may very well be falling early in Moscow, but grey squirrel's left his nuts in a taxi!"

"You're our top agent? - I thought you were the cleaner."

A spy

Spy reading secret service weekly.

Execution of Confederate Spies (Williams and Peters) in Army of the Cumberland

Russian spies

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Of course I wasn't followed!'

Naval intelligence.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Forgetful British spy

'You're right, Benson, we have got a mole!'

MI5 playing 'I spy...'

'We just lost our last safe house to foreclosure.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'It wasn't easy, sweetheart, but I did it -- I overthrew the Australian government.'

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."