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'You know, sometimes we have to sacrifice some of our personal freedoms...'

Edward Snowden seeking asylum.

'Hey, I left my Top Secret Codebook on the subway. Can I get another one?'

"We rendezvous at 0600 hours. Wear this so I'll recognize you"

But how did you pick me as a double agent?

'Hey, here's a song full of coded messages I used to sing in Prague.'

Spying

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Secret agent in an orange trench coat.

Clandestine cows.

'Moles have had their day. Why don't we train a few rabbits and see how they get on in the west?'

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Barks in code.

'When we want intelligence, we spy on other countries for it? That worries me.'

CIA HQ: Help wanted...Snake in the grass. Apply within.

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

The US is accused of spying on its French ally.

Man secretly listening in on a conversation with his mother sitting next to him.

'Do you have Snow on board?'

Snowden conflict.

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

The Anti-Agent

Secret Services Club

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

James Clapper Resigns US National Director of Intelligence

Rattache

John le Carre

"Your mission was to gather intelligence, not to befriend them!"

"Your majored in hacking and organizational sabotage - and speak Russian? You're hired!"

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

A shadow of spies,

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."