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Hacking Dept

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

A Little Extra

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Licensed to grill.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Elusive Shadow.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'