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'Keep your money - just give me your phone, account numbers, and passwords.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

A Little Extra

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Licensed to grill.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

Facelook

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.