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'I let Facebook and My-Space do most of the leg work. I just park outside houses wearing a trilby.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

Facelook

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."