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'I want to suck your toes.' - A problem for Maxwell Smart and his shoe-phone.

Used Spy Cars

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'More government surveillance!'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Licensed to grill.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Facelook

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."