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Through the keyhole

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Elusive Shadow.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

The EP-21 spy plane.

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Two men converse secretively

NSA

US Camouflage School

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'