Spy Gadgets Fans Gifts

Through the keyhole

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

50 Year Celebrations.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Two men converse secretively

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

NSA

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.