Espionage Fans Gifts

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

The Anti-Agent

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Barks in code.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'