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"Would you like the martinis shaken or grrrrrred?"

The Grim Peeper makes a house call.

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

A spy peering round the corner.