Spy Movie Fan T-Shirts

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

"I'm sorry, Mr Bond. . . I have to give you a car with low fuel consumption. . . It's Brexit, you know. . ."

Two men converse secretively

"White Rabbit, Cottontail and Mr. Fluffy. Why the code names?"

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

CIA, 'Nothing much going on right now -- want to dig up some dirt on the FBI?'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

C.I.A. concealing the location of their lunch appointment.

High security government rest rooms.

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'Do you think your husband is on to us?'

'What's happening at the sorority now?'

"Bond James, Bond."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'More government surveillance!'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Austin Powers

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

A spy peering round the corner.

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'