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"Keep your voice down there's a tap on the phone"

'We've been rumbled, it's an undercover agent.'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'More government surveillance!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Jane Austen Powers

50 Year Celebrations.

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Austin Powers

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

A spy peering round the corner.

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"