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Police witness appeal for grassing.

The Qualifications of Leon Paetta.

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"

"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'More government surveillance!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Austin Powers

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

Your life is in great danger...

Two men converse secretively

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Ian Fleming

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.