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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'I'll call you back. I think I'm being followed.'

John le Carre goes to MI6 heaven-RIP

'More government surveillance!'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Pet Drone

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

A spy peering round the corner.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

Your life is in great danger...

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Moby the Private Dick.

RIP John Le Carre

Ian Fleming

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'

Mission Food

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."