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What really happened during US/Russian spy exchange.

The Anti-Agent

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'More government surveillance!'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

A spy peering round the corner.

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

Ian Fleming

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

Two men converse secretively