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"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'More government surveillance!'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

50 Year Celebrations.

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

Jane Austen Powers

Austin Powers

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

"Sorry Mr. Bond, but a licence to kill is NOT a valid form of identity. . !"

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Two men converse secretively

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'