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'Hey, I left my Top Secret Codebook on the subway. Can I get another one?'

Spy Hole -"...slightly to the left so I can see you're head"

Everything is on tape!

"I'm sorry Mr. Bond, but you can't just leave Comcast."

A shadow of spies,

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'I'm giving you this assignment, Warburton, because everybody else is hiding somewhere.'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Cheap Secrets

"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'More government surveillance!'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

50 Year Celebrations.

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

Facelook

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Jane Austen Powers

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Austin Powers

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'