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'Hey, I left my Top Secret Codebook on the subway. Can I get another one?'

Spy Hole -"...slightly to the left so I can see you're head"

Everything is on tape!

"I'm sorry Mr. Bond, but you can't just leave Comcast."

A shadow of spies,

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'I'm giving you this assignment, Warburton, because everybody else is hiding somewhere.'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Cheap Secrets

"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'More government surveillance!'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Austin Powers

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

"It's our standard contract. Medical, dental, you get caught we don't know you..."

Two men converse secretively

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.