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Spy Hole -"...slightly to the left so I can see you're head"

Ho! Ho! Ho! From North Pole.

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Spy School

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

Mission Impossible

'I'm afraid I can't go out with you tonight: I'm washing my brain.'

Agent Sam Butler waited cautiously for his contact to make his move,

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'More government surveillance!'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Austin Powers

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Two men converse secretively

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Moby the Private Dick.

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

C.I.A. concealing the location of their lunch appointment.

"So, Bond, we finally meet again."

I don't trust that guy.