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"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'More government surveillance!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Austin Powers

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

Two men converse secretively

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

"Come on, Mr Bond. We've been expecting you..."

"So, Bond, we finally meet again."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

C.I.A. concealing the location of their lunch appointment.