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"Watch what you say - I think we've got a human int he organisation!"

"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'More government surveillance!'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Pet Drone

Austin Powers

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Two men converse secretively