Spy Movie Buff Gifts

Spy Hole -"...slightly to the left so I can see you're head"

Ho! Ho! Ho! From North Pole.

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Spy School

CIA Case Manager. I don't think he thought it was very funny when he sent you on an undercover assignment and you call "Going on a sneaking tour."

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

Mission Impossible

Jane Austen Powers

'I'm afraid I can't go out with you tonight: I'm washing my brain.'

Agent Sam Butler waited cautiously for his contact to make his move,

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Bacon-Kevin Bacon."

"Sorry Mr. Bond, but a licence to kill is NOT a valid form of identity. . !"

"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'More government surveillance!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

50 Year Celebrations.

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

Austin Powers

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'