Spy Film Buff Gifts

Secret agent in an orange trench coat.

"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'More government surveillance!'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Austin Powers

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

Your life is in great danger...

Two men converse secretively

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

NSA