Spy Film Lover Gifts

"Don't freak out. It's just raw intel."

"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'More government surveillance!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Austin Powers

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

Two men converse secretively

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'