Spy Film Lover Gifts

"Don't freak out. It's just raw intel."

"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'More government surveillance!'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Jane Austen Powers

50 Year Celebrations.

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

Austin Powers

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

007's Dating Mishaps

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'