Spy Film Fan Gifts

Russian spies

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'More government surveillance!'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Austin Powers

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

A spy peering round the corner.

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'