Spy Film Fan Gifts

Russian spies

'Well Bond, if you will sleep around...'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

50 Year Celebrations.

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'More government surveillance!'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

Jane Austen Powers

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Austin Powers

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

A spy peering round the corner.

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"