Spy Film Enthusiast Gifts

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"What's your name?"

"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'More government surveillance!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Licensed to grill.

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

50 Year Celebrations.

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Facelook

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Jane Austen Powers

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Austin Powers

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash