Spy Film Buff Prints

Secret agent in an orange trench coat.

"Bond James, Bond."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'More government surveillance!'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

50 Year Celebrations.

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

Jane Austen Powers

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Austin Powers

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

Daniel Craig caricature

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

Your life is in great danger...

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

NSA

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