Spy Story Buff Gifts

"Don't tell anyone, but there's talk that there's a spy in our camp!"

"Surveillance caught them putting down their identical briefcases, realizing they forgot which is which, and then giggling uncontrollably."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

Milkin' Impossible

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Jane Austen Powers

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Pet Drone

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

A spy peering round the corner.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Moby the Private Dick.

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Ian Fleming

"Sorry Mr. Bond, but a licence to kill is NOT a valid form of identity. . !"

The National Conversation Starts Here

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

The Spy Who Loved Me

RIP John Le Carre

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"