Spy Buff Gifts

'I just. . . I just wanted to be important enough that they'd come after me.'

'Good morning, and welcome to our 'Spot American Agents' workshop!'

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Barks in code.

High security Santa's grotto

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Joan Hickson

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"I spy with my little eye…"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Licensed to grill.

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

The Best Defense

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'I'm counter - intelligence'