Spy Buff Mugs

'I just. . . I just wanted to be important enough that they'd come after me.'

'Good morning, and welcome to our 'Spot American Agents' workshop!'

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Barks in code.

High security Santa's grotto

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Joan Hickson

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

JAMES BONDING

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'